Vesper’s brutally honest review

Hey folks, Vesper here! My hooman’s name is kvetch, but let’s be real—I run this place. Let me give you my honest review of his store and graphic design journey from my own tail-wagging perspective.​


Now, I know what you’re thinking—“What does a dog know about design?” Well, I’ve spent plenty of time sniffing around the creative process—literally. And let me tell you, my hooman Karol has gone all in. He’s opened a design store, which I respect—until I realize it’s stealing my fetch time.

When he’s not acting as my butler, tossing me a ball, or sneaking me treats (which, frankly, should happen more often), he’s glued to his screen, moving little shapes around like they’re going to solve world peace.

Fun fact: sometimes I catch him admiring his own work like it’s the greatest thing since squeaky toys, while I’m over here quietly planning a doggy intervention.


He calls it a ‘side hustle’; I call it his excuse to avoid longer walks in the park. But trust me, if I had opposable thumbs, I’d probably buy a few prints just to hang in my doghouse (once I convince him to actually build me one—lazy). Still, I love the guy, even if he insists on calling me an “unpaid intern” while I’m the one who truly keeps this operation running.

But credit where it’s due—Karol is more talented than he realizes. His belly might be expanding faster than his product line, but his designs? Actually impressive. He’s stubborn in the best way—whether it’s perfecting his art or refusing to acknowledge the treadmill.

Alright, that’s all from me. Until next time, remember: life’s too short to ignore a good belly rub.


Straight outta the couch,

Vesper.

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